Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .” Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake!!” [...]
Bar bets
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. Them the two guys make a bet? What will happen? Funny bar jokes!
What am I?
Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground! What am I? Resolve this hard riddle right now!
Animal Football
Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it on T.V.” Animal Football more animals jokes
