Chuck Norris Rules

Chuck Norris Rules

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice. After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up, he throws down. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris chases sharks when he smells them bleed. God can walk on water, Chuck […]

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The blonde and the bad wolf

The blonde and the bad wolf

When a blond finds a wolf on the forest! What will happen? More funny blonde jokes! The mos funniest blond jokes!

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A minute, a moment, thousand years

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What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

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Duck walks into a bar

Duck walks into a bar

Duck walks into a bar…what will happen? See this and more funny bar jokes!

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The guy with an alligator

The guy with an alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It’s going to bite one of my customers and I’m going to get sued.” The guy says, “No no no, it’s a tame […]

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Three convicts incarcerated

Three convicts incarcerated

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?” The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to […]

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